性别的误会
有一笑话说从前一外逃贪官夫妇出国,进关时边防问:How are you?
Fine. Thank you. And you? 这一回合对答如流,不在话下。
对方又问:How old are you?
这位干部外语不大好,他老婆先说,本想说thirty, 结果说成:I am dirty.
干部自己说:I am dirty too (本意是thirty-two).
接下来要填表,在sex(性别)一栏填: Six times a week (“一周六次”),而且大为感叹国外之开放与诚信,填表不但要报姓名年龄...